8 posts tagged “milkshake”
Another year of you being a needy, destructive, selfish, manipulative, high-maintenance, overall complete jerk who never lets me sleep and keeps taking massive shits in the bathtub instead of his litter box to make a big production out of it while wiping poo skid marks all over the newly mopped clean floor. But you're still pretty darn cute, and you know when to turn on the charm -- especially for the ladies.
I never really paint cats, but being that Milkshake is popular why not do one of him for practice? I've been told, by more than one person who has met him, that between the eyes and overall expression that it totally is Milkshake...
You can purchase this little 6x8 inch painting for only $65 over at www.bellavendetta.etsy.com. Milkshake is after all an internet sensation! He's been on CuteOverload, ICanHasCheezburger and even Gawker! So I was thinking to myself, maybe since he is so popular that i should start a little fanzine about him the way you had in the 70's with the teeny bopper idols. I actually had one dedicated to Depeche Mode that my now-husband brought back from England once for me when I was about 12 years old; I totally cut out the pictures to put on my walls and loved it. I also remember finding one dedicated to Shaun Cassidy at a thrift store, and it was hilarious! Just pictures of him on set of the Hardy Boys and crap about his favorites foods and stuff. Shaun liked popcorn best if you were wondering.
I don't really have money to do a mini print Milkshake Fanzine, but that would be so awesome. I'd probably sell more copies of those than all of my art prints put together. Well, maybe I should just let you in on some of his favorite things...
You may or may not know, his favorite food is Mayonnaise. No lie! A close second is cheddar cheese. He also has two favorite bands; The Libertines (maybe because he is a little punk) and anything with Rod Stewart on vocals. Again, no lie, as we have run experiments to determine this. You're probably wondering if he has a girlfriend? Sorry ladies but yes he does, but she's more of a Real Doll type than anything. She's a stuffed monkey named Snowflake.
Tune in next time for more fun facts about Milkshake.
Is it just me, or does time go by faster the older I get? It seemed a year took ages while in elementary school; I remember it felt like 3rd grade dragged on forever.
Well another year of fun happenings has passed me by: I lost 20 pounds (granted about 12 of it was this past month alone), was able to quit my day job, got to travel around the USA a ton, had some cool shows, and got to see many friends I hadn't hung out with in years. Thanks to all the friends, family, and fans who have supported me and this whole art thang that I do, you guys are awesome!
And now for no particular reason, I give you an end of the year photo set of Milkshake to close out 2007....
Notes on last night:
My original costume fell through, as did our group plan, so I had to scramble and go to a real costume store in time for a party. It is almost impossible to find a non-stripper looking outfit for women at those Halloween stores. The fact that Rainbow Brite is now a slutty fantasy costume for guys is amazing. I finally found something decent (see the photo section for that), but realized my Egyptian mummy getup was a tad racy when husband grabbed my lady parts saying, "oh mummy mummy! MUMMY" I fixed some problems with it, like the sheer fabric that revealed a bit much, but yeah I still was not comfortable. At least I wasn't a stripper lady bug, Rainbow Brite or stewardess with my ass hanging out. But I actually won the party costume contest! I never win stuff. I didn’t even know there was a contest, but I got some neat prizes such as cash, shots glasses, a Zippo and cocktail book. I’d like to thank those who voted for me, though I get the feeling more than one person rigged the votes on my behalf. I would have voted for the girl in the Wendy’s costume or the guy who came as “Sloth” Fratelli from The Goonies.
One thing about large costume parties; I've come to the conclusion that they are a good excuse for assholes
to be even bigger assholes. Being that since they are “in character” it exhumes
them of any responsibility for being douchebags to women. Doing things like being grabby, thinking its okay to kiss chicks for no reason,
asking chicks to show their tits, and so forth. It was a battle just to get
back and forth to the ladies room without something freaky or inappropriate happening. The highlight
and only weird turn of the evening was the huge chicken. While getting a drink at the bar, guy in the big chicken costume says to
my husband,
“You better be the Crow!”
“of course he is” I say.
“Ooooh look at you, wow so original, you’re soooo 1996 dude. Wow why don’t you go dance at The Chamber and listen to Bauhaus or something, you’re sooo goth”
Okay, guy in a big chicken costume, making fun of guy dressed as the Crow at a friggin' Halloween party. It was so weird and out of nowhere. The Crow responded by telling the guy he is Colonel Sanders' bitch and gets it up the you-know-where from him every night. The chicken totally pussed out and walked away. We were hoping for a throw down at some point later, it would have mirrored a scene from Family Guy indeed....
While I'm fortunate enough to live right off Lake Erie and catch a nice breeze, a little someone in my house can't stand the slightest hint of warmth. While this week hasn't been too humid at all, my little guy has gotten so used to the sound of the A/C that he starts screaming and whacking it frantically once it gets turned off. It's his new best buddy and he mourns in the silence. As much as I think he is plain stupid sometimes, the little guy is pretty smart about knowing that "loud box makes cold happen" and gets the primo spot for naps...
Awww yeah.
Why I can't have nice wood furniture, or a normal dining room set for that matter....
Hi. I gots putted in jail
It happens a lot aktually. I did bad to the Nuggets 1 & 2 and Echo and the Bunnymen CD boxed sets
It be okay tho, I is bustin' outta the joint
Mmmm, incarceration tastes like chicken. And my doctor wonders why I gots such plaque-free teeth
I'm bored, which be the "fake bar" ?
What usually happens when Milkshake kicks me out of bed, and then takes over sleeping in my spot:
Must you be so loud? Me sleeping
I gets comfy blanket cuz I needs beauty sleep
Noooo!!! Tis my blanket!!! 
I am King of Blanket
My little guy made it onto www.CuteOverload.com:
"Um, who would name their cat "Milkshake"? GENIUSES THAT'S WHO!
I ken't get enough of the toe act-shon (right below the word 'act-shon.') Please check out the 4-pronged pawsitude."
All because of his widdle toes:
